caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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alliartist:

crowleyslittleminion:

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

Coincidentally, I named my cat Napkin.

Does your cat try to fit into concrete mixers?

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