just-shower-thoughts:

If you took all the Joes in the world, made them all take a test rating qualities about them self, someone in the world would then be the truly closest to “the average Joe.”

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sexatoxbridge:

What if you called the RBB mobile number and someone picked up and in an unmistakeable Doncaster accent said, “Hul-lo?” And then when you were like, “Oh my GOD. YOU ANSWERED! WHY DID YOU ANSWER?” he said, “Because no one will believe you.” And then HUNG UP. 

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